One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he suddenly remembersthat it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a toy shop and asks the salesperson,
"How much for one ofthose Barbies in the display window?"
The salesperson answers,
"Which one do you mean, sir?
We have:
Work Out Barbie for $19.95,
Shopping Barbie for $19.95,
Beach Barbie for $19.95,
Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina Barbie for $19.95,
Astronaut Barbie for $19.95,
Skater Barbie for $19.95,
and Divorced Barbie for $265.95"
The amazed father asks:
"You what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and
the others only $19.95?"
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes,
sighs, and answers:Sir...,
"Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer and...One of Ken's Friends.
GET IT ?! okay, now laugh. (:
Nights peeeps !
